On Fire And Screaming

I still miss Conan.

And masturbating bear, him most of all.

Yep, this seems helpful, realistic and sexually healthy!

(the stroke part almost made me pee myself)

OMG what a cute monster!

And what cute little monsters!!!

(watches ending)

Hmm, that was not what I was hoping for.

(hint: the ending features even more cute things!)

I don’t think I’d wanna go on an afternoon hike with these guys, let along climb a mountain with them if poo is gonna be sitting on everyone’s shoulders.

Sure, when Monty Python does this, it’s funny, but when I suggest this for my college philosophy class I’m asked to leave the room.

Gawd!