On Fire And Screaming

Just in time for my favorite holiday, Halloween.

Wait…

I still miss Conan.

And masturbating bear, him most of all.

Yep, this seems helpful, realistic and sexually healthy!

(the stroke part almost made me pee myself)

I don’t think I’d wanna go on an afternoon hike with these guys, let along climb a mountain with them if poo is gonna be sitting on everyone’s shoulders.

Sure, when Monty Python does this, it’s funny, but when I suggest this for my college philosophy class I’m asked to leave the room.

Gawd!