Comments on: Google Hates Kanye West

By: Kris

Kris — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 15:01:19 +0000

He’s a douche. I don’t care how many people are willing to pay for his music or how many women are willing to let him treat them like whores. Anyone that would ruin a 19 year old girl’s moment in the spotlight just because he disagrees with the people who gave out the award is a douche.

By: Kayne East

Kayne East — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 04:20:21 +0000

Would you look at that? My name is Kayne East not Kanye West, and Google keeps messing up my name with K.W. **shrugg** K.W may be worth $30 but he ain’t got the vision just yet. He’s thirsty to be richer, more famous and “dominate” the world – that’s why his lyrics such major anal-goatse. He sounds like he’s stuck in the washroom in a lot of his songs.

Despite of the whole getting my name wrong, I still <3 Google
I got a feeling! Woo hooo.. . That 2nite Yahoo will suck my, that tonight yahoo will suck my, that tonight Yahoo – will suuck my Google clean.

By: Kanye

Kanye — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 20:46:03 +0000

Yo google, and I’mma let you finish, but yahoo is the best search engine of all time.

By: Rei

Rei — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:01:00 +0000

No one noticed the image and tag says “kayne” instead of “kanye”?

By: contented reader

contented reader — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:16:28 +0000

just wanna say that i have never stumbled upon a website with quite such good banter! you guys f***ing rock. keep it up coz even God is starting to get involved, na honestly just look above! and if he’s starting to notice then this shit could even work its way beyond him, like to Kanye himself!!

By: Gordon

Gordon — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:04:40 +0000

What an simplistic douche.

By: K

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:04:20 +0000

Consider the following facts:
1. Kanye West = douche, which = opposite of awesome
2. Chuck Norris = awesome
3. When matter and anti-matter meet both are instantly annihilated.

Therefore, in theory, if Chuck Norris and Kanye West met, they would both be instantly annihilated.

In reality, Kanye West would be annihilated but Chuck Norris would not because Chuck Norris defies the laws of physics.

By: YodIsYed

YodIsYed — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:52:45 +0000

Yo, Tom, Imma let you finish, but I think you may have unknowingly proved that GOD IS DEEEEEAAAADD!!11!

By: Kanye

Kanye — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:20:01 +0000

I PWNZ TAYLOR SWIFT!!!11!!!1

By: Vitero

Vitero — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:53:52 +0000

I think Google is a douchbag