Google Hates Kanye West

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Wow, Google hates Kanye West.  But can you really blame Google?

If you have any funny search engine search suggestions that you’ve found, please email them to me at onfireandscreaming@gmail.com

28 Comments

  1. Frank says:

    Considering those suggestions are based on the most common actual searches… I’d say the majority of people hate Kanye West.

  2. world says:

    anyone with a brain thinks the same

  3. Erick says:

    hmmmm… it is not google who hates kanye, google is just suggesting the most searched phrases that start with ‘Kanye West is’ it is the google users who hate kanye if you want to get technical.

  4. Lola says:

    Well… Everything IS true!

  5. jam420 says:

    kanye west is a gay fish

  6. kanye west says:

    yo stop dissin me all da time google u don’t deserve to yo
    my music speaks yo and it goes a little sumpin like dis…..
    I ain’t sayin shes a grave digger but she ain’t messin wid a dead nigger.

  7. Derek says:

    for suggestions 1 – 10: agreed.

  8. tom says:

    Kanye is self-made and worth 30 mil.
    Kanye has sex with a harem every day (unless star trek is on).
    Google may not love Kanye, but God apparently does.

  9. God says:

    you suck tom,,, and so does kanye.

    PS: you’re not allowed into heaven because of YOU SUCK!

  10. anonymouse says:

    The fact that stupid women sleep with kanye west and the fact that stupid people pay him for a terrible product says something about us. Hooray for me for pointing out the flaws of a nation! Everyone else’s view is wrong! I faled remedial english back in 19ought360.

  11. Reece says:

    Kanye West is fucking God!

  12. God says:

    He is not fucking me! Enjoy your time in hell.

  13. Satan says:

    No thank you.

  14. Kanye says:

    Yo Google, I’m real happy for y’all, but Yahoo is one of the best search engines ever.

  15. Tag says:

    Yo Google,
    Ima let you finish, but Yahoo is da best search engine of all time. live wit it.

  16. OhLookItsFuckYou says:

    Hey google, ima let you finish your searches in a bit, but yahoo is one of the best search engines of ALL TIME.

  17. Kanye East, North, and South says:

    We hate his stupid ass too

  18. Jesus says:

    Yo Kanye Ain’t My Daddy

  19. Kanye says:

    YO JESUS, I’mma let you finish in a bit, but MUHAMMAD was one of the best PROPHETS.. OF ALL TIME!

  20. Vitero says:

    I think Google is a douchbag

  21. Kanye says:

    I PWNZ TAYLOR SWIFT!!!11!!!1

  22. YodIsYed says:

    Yo, Tom, Imma let you finish, but I think you may have unknowingly proved that GOD IS DEEEEEAAAADD!!11!

  23. K says:

    Consider the following facts:
    1. Kanye West = douche, which = opposite of awesome
    2. Chuck Norris = awesome
    3. When matter and anti-matter meet both are instantly annihilated.

    Therefore, in theory, if Chuck Norris and Kanye West met, they would both be instantly annihilated.

    In reality, Kanye West would be annihilated but Chuck Norris would not because Chuck Norris defies the laws of physics.

  24. Gordon says:

    What an simplistic douche.

  25. contented reader says:

    just wanna say that i have never stumbled upon a website with quite such good banter! you guys f***ing rock. keep it up coz even God is starting to get involved, na honestly just look above! and if he’s starting to notice then this shit could even work its way beyond him, like to Kanye himself!!

  26. Rei says:

    No one noticed the image and tag says “kayne” instead of “kanye”?

  27. Kanye says:

    Yo google, and I’mma let you finish, but yahoo is the best search engine of all time.

  28. Kayne East says:

    Would you look at that? My name is Kayne East not Kanye West, and Google keeps messing up my name with K.W. **shrugg** K.W may be worth $30 but he ain’t got the vision just yet. He’s thirsty to be richer, more famous and “dominate” the world – that’s why his lyrics such major anal-goatse. He sounds like he’s stuck in the washroom in a lot of his songs.

    Despite of the whole getting my name wrong, I still <3 Google :)
    I got a feeling! Woo hooo.. . That 2nite Yahoo will suck my, that tonight yahoo will suck my, that tonight Yahoo – will suuck my Google clean.

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